17 December, 2007

I Hate Forwarded Mails

Adapted from sumwhere >>>

Have you ever received a forwarded mails? Especially where there's a helluvah amount of attachments, and you have to open at least a couple of dozens of attachment just to read the message beneath it? I hate that, and especially when the last message made fun of you for being a monkey or stupid or something? Get a life.

Plus all that chain mail? I've sent the ultimate chainmail to everyone in my list, hopefully to hope for them not sending me any more trashy chain mail. For those who want to see that ultimate chain mail here you go:

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 6 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavor.
Fuck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off

Plus al those mails with huge attachment. I am using Streamyx lah, I cannot all my precious time to upload all that here. Only forward me something you think is truly original and funny.

Another one thing, do not send me any fucking attachment in mandarin. I do not read Chinese, never will, and I have lost all my faith in learning that, I do not know where anyone get the idea that I can read mandarin, all the ones from here think I am a mandarin lover, but unfortunately for you all, I do not, and if I am not mistaken, this university is mainly for those who is from very Chinese educated people, for those for poor results, I have made a mistake, and hope to redeemed my mistakes. So, I'll do my best not to fuck up anymore. I want to go to UPM badly!

loled :)

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